The Gun And The Man Named Pooh
Chattanooga, TN
Christopher C. Johnson explained to police why he had to go to Erlanger Medical Center after being shot in the left foot.
He said he was at the parking lot of the Diamonds and Lace Club on Lee Highway when a man named “Pooh” walked up to him and tried to sell him a black revolver.
Johnson said he was checking out the gun when it went off and the bullet went into his foot.
Found in the Chattanoogan
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:07 am
Anybody who would accidentally shoot himself in the foot while buying a gun probably shouldn’t have one…
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:43 am
This really would have been hilarious if the guy’s name would have been Christopher Robin.
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:45 am
Not only can’t this guy handle a guy, he can’t tell a good lie either. Something along the lines of “This guy named Pooh tries to seel me a gun and when I declined he shot me.” would have been much better.
May 3rd, 2007 at 9:06 am
Or “I set up the buy with Pooh and when he transferred it to me I fumbled it and shot myself”
Or “I set up a buy with Pooh who shot me in the foot when I didn’t give him the money”
Or “I’m doing crack and the exotic dancer going into Diamonds and Lace got scared and shot me in the foot when I mistook her for a talking teddy bear”
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Remember that DEA agent who shot himself in the leg while showing a classroom full of kids how to handle a weapon? He’s suing who ever released the video because it’s ruined his professiona career. Um, no dude, YOU did that.
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Hooo hoo hoo hoo…..
“The wonderful thing about Tiggers”
is Tiggers a wonderful thing
“BANG”!!!!!
Pooh got a little sick of the Tigger song.
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
right mike s., and lmfao at the rest on the comments! thanks gang.
May 4th, 2007 at 9:55 am
I think you mean “The wonderful things about TRIGGERS’”, GT.