I’m Here To Make A Deposit
Clovis, NM
About 4:30 p.m. Thursday an officer was called to a bank in the 100 block of South Main Street for a report of a couple performing a sexual act while at the drive-through window to cash a check.
The teller said she was offended.
The officer checked surveillance video and was unable to see the incident on the footage.
The incident is under investigation.
Found in the Clovis News Journal
May 10th, 2007 at 2:36 am
He thinks he is a winner in more than 1 way….lets’ see, 1st he had a check to cash, then he got a sexual favor, and with a witness nonetheless, then he was able to leave and the video was inconclusive. But he had to sign the check, that is if he stuck around long enough.
May 10th, 2007 at 4:07 am
If it’s not on video, it’s strictly he said, she said. I suspect the teller’s boss will instruct her to drop the subject to avoid embarrassing the bank. Then they will adjust the aim on the video cameras (or add some) to catch any future incidents.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:51 am
To some folks, even kissing is a ’sexual act’, but to others, like a former president I once heard of, even a BJ’s not a sexual act. I think it’s all a perspective thing and the teller needs to get over it. In fact, given some of the articles we’ve been reading lately, a whole LOT of people need to get over it.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:01 am
If the vid didn’t capture the act, I’m thinking that maybe the guy signed the check earlier, GT, ’cause he had his hand under his companion’s skirt! To the teller’s way of thinking, digital excitation constitutes a sex act.
May 10th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Hand under his companion’s skirt? Maybe he was just lookin’ for a pen.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Personnaly, I found this one shocking. A bank open at 4:30! No way!
It was probably his one eyed snake the teller saw. Now if she was more of an animal lover there wouldn’t have a problem.
May 10th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “penalty for early withdrawal”.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:17 am
Tee hee, Ber.
May 11th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Maybe his early withdrawal was because he had an early deposit.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
all of your responces are just too damn funny! oh, one other thing too, can i be a bank teller?
May 13th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
The teller was obviously fat, as those are the people most offended by other people getting some.