The Recipe Only Calls for One Dozen!
South Fayette, PA
During Saturday night, unknown persons deposited two dozen eggs, one bottle of Crisco and two cans of clam chowder on a car parked in the 200 block of Hunting Ridge Trail.
Found in the Post-Gazette

November 28th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
How did my girlfriend get that far that fast?
November 28th, 2005 at 10:47 pm
GOT MILK?
November 29th, 2005 at 2:52 am
At least they have lunch now.
November 29th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
what a waste of clam chowder..hope they put the eggs on first cause if they oiled first any intended damage would not occure seeing the oil would coat the paint and protect it from the eggs
November 29th, 2005 at 8:03 pm
if they wanted to vandilize something, why not pay for your arm strength and hit it, why waste money on food your desrtoying annyways
November 30th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
Sounds like my kind of party!
December 1st, 2005 at 2:20 am
Should have used bologna and 7UP …. It would have never come off.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:14 pm
or bologna and mustard and glue
December 7th, 2005 at 10:15 pm
I’m partial to limburgher on the catalytic converter, myself