Tied Up In Pink
Goleta Valley, CA
Talking on his cell phone while urinating in the bushes at a public park, a 21-year-old male was approached by deputies. It was 2:30 a.m. when the subject noticed authorities approaching and attempted to flee in the opposite direction. The subject, who was wearing a pink tie, was easy to track and after a short chase he surrendered in the 6500 block of Madrid in Isla Vista.
“I don’t want to be like my friends and get caught by the police,†the suspect whined.
When asked why he ran, he said he initially thought the deputy was a “friend from a frat playing a joke.â€
He was arrested for resisting arrest and urinating in public.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
May 27th, 2007 at 2:07 am
When in doubt whip it out, but not while on the phone, and never run from police. What an idiot!