Hair Of The Dog That Wasn’t There
Columbia, SC
An officer saw a man acting strangely on Assembly Street on May 10. “I’m petting my dog,†the man told the cop. But there was no dog. Perhaps a brief memory of Harvey passed through the cop’s mind, until the aroma of alcohol emitting from the man reached his nose. This wasn’t a glimpse into the paranormal realm, just a man under the influence who was unsteady on his feet while he petted his imaginary dog.
Found in the Free Times
May 27th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
LMFAO!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA. then its not just me!! just kidding you all a bit, but this one is funny.
May 29th, 2007 at 4:12 am
But who the heck is Harvey? lol
May 29th, 2007 at 10:19 am
I wonder how much time the drunk will spend in prison for petting an imaginary dog….
May 30th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Harvey the six foot rabbit GT. It’s a movie from 1950 staring Jimmy Stewart.
On a side note, sure the guy’s drunk, but he’s not hurting anyone. Just leave him alone and let him pet his dog.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I must have missed it Ritch. lol