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Columbia, SC
A man called police at 9 a.m. Saturday saying a woman had stolen his car. The 25-year-old man said he met a woman at a bar and they went to a nearby motel. He said he awoke the next morning to find his car, car keys, watch, necklace and $20 missing, along with the woman. The man described what the woman was wearing, but told police he didn’t know her name.
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May 31st, 2007 at 8:54 am
Why do I not feel much sympathy for this bozo?
May 31st, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Well, Officer, the last thing I remember seeing her wearing was a pair of pink nipples and some hairy panties with a crack in the back.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:25 pm
$20? He got a bargain, even if meant losing his car.