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Splish, Splash, Splunk!

Chico, CA
4:15 a.m. Welfare check reported on the 600 block of W. Fifth Street. “Reporting party heard loud thud 20 to 30 minutes ago. Reporting party now noticing water coming down through his walls. Reporting party’s apartment is getting soaked with water. Disposition: Had been drinking, female fell asleep in the bathtub, which ended up overflowing.”

Found in the Orion

11 Responses to “Splish, Splash, Splunk!”

  1. ironman Says:

    Bet her fingers were all wrinkly!

  2. GT Says:

    Bet more than just her fingers were wrinkly!

  3. RitchWilliams Says:

    Like what, GT?

    You know, some of us are guys and as guys, our minds most often conjure up drunk, nekkid, hot chicks in situations like this. But the fact of the matter is, this babe was probably the stuff of nightmare.

  4. sylvia Says:

    Smart thinking, Ritch…..

  5. gdfunkrr Says:

    But, still….

  6. mike sawyer Says:

    Any old port in a storm, gd?

  7. sjodavis Says:

    “Don’t the girls look prettier at closing time?”

    Dave Alvin

  8. GT Says:

    Like maybe her feet Ritch!

  9. Berlincoln Says:

    Lucky she didn’t drown. Or maybe she was large enough to displace most of the water, and there was no room to slip down under what water was in the tub. Just speaking from personal experience.

  10. sylvia Says:

    Ooooh, Ber, be kinder to yourself…..

  11. Berlincoln Says:

    OK, the tub was too small.

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