Splish, Splash, Splunk!
Chico, CA
4:15 a.m. Welfare check reported on the 600 block of W. Fifth Street. “Reporting party heard loud thud 20 to 30 minutes ago. Reporting party now noticing water coming down through his walls. Reporting party’s apartment is getting soaked with water. Disposition: Had been drinking, female fell asleep in the bathtub, which ended up overflowing.”
Found in the Orion

June 1st, 2007 at 7:46 am
Bet her fingers were all wrinkly!
June 1st, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Bet more than just her fingers were wrinkly!
June 1st, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Like what, GT?
You know, some of us are guys and as guys, our minds most often conjure up drunk, nekkid, hot chicks in situations like this. But the fact of the matter is, this babe was probably the stuff of nightmare.
June 1st, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Smart thinking, Ritch…..
June 1st, 2007 at 4:11 pm
But, still….
June 1st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Any old port in a storm, gd?
June 1st, 2007 at 9:13 pm
“Don’t the girls look prettier at closing time?”
Dave Alvin
June 2nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Like maybe her feet Ritch!
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 am
Lucky she didn’t drown. Or maybe she was large enough to displace most of the water, and there was no room to slip down under what water was in the tub. Just speaking from personal experience.
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Ooooh, Ber, be kinder to yourself…..
June 5th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
OK, the tub was too small.