The Skin Suit
Chico, CA
4:40 p.m. Welfare check reported on the 500 block of Nord Avenue. “Reporting party’s mom has painted herself and thinks the reporting party is not her son, but a stranger in a skin suit.”
Found in the Orion
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
May 31st, 2007 at 7:26 am
I wonder where one would buy a skin suit? How much do they cost? Are they ever on sale? Does Ed Gein have anything to do with it?
May 31st, 2007 at 8:50 am
Ed Gein - that name just sends shivers down my spine. What a sicko. Sounds like Mom has some problems too. Wonder what color she now is or if she is the creative type and added polka dots?
May 31st, 2007 at 12:23 pm
The only thing that comes to mind about people painting themselves is when the hot chicks get their naked bodies painted with designs that make them not look naked—and that kind of sucks—lol
May 31st, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I’ll say the boy was wearing an ‘Edgar Suit’ and see who knows what I’m talking about. Aliens will do that ya know!
Anybody think drugs were involved?
May 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Edgar suit? Wouldn’t raid kill the giant cockroach inside, though? (yes, I remember that movie, gotta love will smith)
As for Eddie boy, growing up in that area you learned never to buy venison from ANYONE
May 31st, 2007 at 2:07 pm
interesting article on this very subject here:
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=793.
it would suck to have this proble…
June 1st, 2007 at 8:24 am
“…in spite of an otherwise clean bill of mental health”. Yeah.
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:00 am
I want to know where I can return MY skin suit. It’s all baggy and saggy, has seams where surgeons did a lousy job of sewing, and certainly isn’t as appealing to my husband as some of those “teenage” skin suits he sees on the internet.