They’re Above The Law
Orange County, CA
A caller from the Montage Resort complained Friday afternoon that birds were dive-bombing guests sitting around the pool. Police called back to say they could do nothing.
Found in the Orange County Register
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
June 6th, 2007 at 8:19 am
Please tell the guests to quit dressing like bugs?
June 6th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Did any of the guests see the shadow of a fat man?
June 6th, 2007 at 10:45 am
ROFL, good ones guys.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:59 am
911: Please leave message the operator is on vacation this week
caller: Birds disturbing my party.
24 hours later: Tis is the Orange County Sheriff, Sorry the whole department is chasing illeagels. unless your birds are ill eagles we can do nothing
June 6th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Sounds like the Red-Winged Blackbird—they do that here when their chicks are fledging.
June 6th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
damn. wish i could have seen that, would have been neat.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
They should have called Smith and Wesson.