Salesman Of the Year
Parker, CO
A door-to-door magazine salesman allegedly urinated on a Parker woman’s front porch May 24 after she refused to buy anything from him. According to a report, the 20-year-old Georgia man attempted to sell the woman magazines at her house on the 10100 block of Severn Lane at approximately 9:42 a.m. After she said no, she looked out the window to check if he was gone and noticed a long, wet trail from her baby stroller to her front door. She immediately called police and deputies were able to track the man down. The man, who didn’t have a permit to sell magazines, initially denied urinating on the woman’s porch but later admitted to it, according to the report. He allegedly said he knew it was “not cool” and doesn’t know why he did it. He was arrested on suspicion of second-degree criminal tampering, disorderly conduct and failure to register for solicitation.
Found in the Castle Rock Police Blotter

June 8th, 2007 at 1:19 am
If he had to piss so bad, he should have went to the courthouse.
I just had a guy that was trying to get me to buy magazines from him and told me he sold my neighbor 4 subscriptions–I knew he was lying so I told him to beat it, and wouldn’t you know it I was right, they didn’t buy any!
June 8th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Criminal tampering? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I tamper with myself several times a day. Is it only criminal when I tamper on somebody’s porch…or the courthouse? I better be careful!
June 8th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
mag salesmen piss me off—lol.
June 10th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Hey guys, I’ll be right back, I gotta take a criminal tampering! lol