Don’t Pray That Way
Clovis, NM
Around 6 a.m. Tuesday an officer patrolling Main Street saw a man with his hands in his “genital region†leaning against the corner of a church in the 2600 block.
The officer stopped and the man admitted he had urinated on the church. He also said he was praying.
The officer noted neighbors in the area had complained about the man urinating on the church before.
The officer issued him a citation for disorderly conduct.
Found in the Clovis News Journal
June 8th, 2007 at 1:22 am
Man who do these people think they are–pissing on everyone elses property?
Sounds like a mental illness that should be treated in jail.
June 8th, 2007 at 7:59 am
Okay, now I’m confused. Is it criminal tampering or disorderly conduct? And I agree GT, what’s up with all the pissin’?!
June 8th, 2007 at 8:44 am
With genitals in hand, I wonder what he was praying for.
June 8th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I think this trend is a cry for more public restrooms.
June 8th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
all i wanna know is, did he have any magazines for sale? ha ha.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Maybe he thought the term was “Let us spray…”