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Grass Valley, CA
At 7:23 a.m., a caller from the 10000 block of Banner Lava Cap Road reported a person broke down a door with a chainsaw, then left in a white truck. The caller did not want to press charges.
Found in the Union
June 12th, 2007 at 4:40 am
I’m confused, here. If he didn’t want to press charges, why make a report?
June 12th, 2007 at 7:45 am
Good question, Mike. Perhaps another good question might be, wouldn’t a regular old alarm clock be cheaper than having to replace your front door every day?
June 12th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Man, I had to double check where the report came from, was thinking Texas, but low and behold it’s that Cali town again!
“Grass Valley Frontdoor Chainsaw Massacre” He must have feared retaliation if he had pressed charges.