Robbed By the Bearded Lady
Goleta Valley, CA
A fraternity brother was asleep in his bedroom in Isla Vista when a woman with a significant amount of facial hair startled him awake at 4 a.m.
“Do you have a cigarette?†the woman asked.
Later that morning and fully awake, the victim contacted authorities about the suspicious visitor adding that three cans of beer and $20 were also missing from his desk.
The young man, a 22-year-old UCSB student, said he was “unsure†if he would recognize the woman again.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
June 12th, 2007 at 4:38 am
He keeps beer in his desk?
June 12th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Well he is a college student after all. Maybe he hasn’t taken “Alcohol Storage 101″ yet.
Anyway, a lot of European beers are designed to be consumed at room temperature for best taste and even if his missing brew was of the American variety once you down a few it hardly matters! :o)
It sounds more like he was trying to “pretend” she wasn’t his date for last night’s binge!
June 12th, 2007 at 7:47 am
Um, guys, I think we’ve found a connection.
http://www.smalltownmisfit.com/archives/1351
Remember the lady in the pink underwear with the three empty beer cans? She was from Goleta Valley too. Us amatuer crime watchers don’t believe much in coincidence. I say book’er Dano!
June 12th, 2007 at 8:19 am
I think I know where the beer really went.
June 12th, 2007 at 9:15 am
“a significant amount of facial hair”
That was no woman you druken fool.
“Do you have a cigarette?â€
That explains the sore a$$hole.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Well maybe it did have something to do with the broad in her underwear at the bus stop! She did have 3 empty cans by her–wonder if she had significant facial hair also?
June 12th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
GT, she didnt have significant facial hair. but, she did have a handle-bar moustache!! HA HA HA HA HA!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
The unmentioned fact to this story is that the *lady* was facing away from him when he was “startled” awake………..
June 13th, 2007 at 4:39 am
eewwwww….
June 13th, 2007 at 7:46 am
You know, I’m not a ’21st Century’ man. So sometimes it takes my brain a while to come to a 21st century conclusion.
That said, it took a while for me to come to THIS conclusion. Here’s the situation; a kid wakes up after a drunken frat party and there’s a ‘woman’ with significant facial hair looking for cigarettes and more beer. Seems the boy may be just trying to rationalize his first homosexual experience. “You know, the guy did look a lot like Billy down the hall.”
And on a more serious note, if that were the case, do fraternatys have any kind of ‘rules’ regarding homosexuality? I don’t know. I was never in one, but how would they handle the situation? Is it possible that this guy was just trying to cover his butt.