No Pants, No Chance
Delray Beach, FL
Police saw an intoxicated man driving north in a southbound lane in the 1800 block of South Federal Highway, forcing other cars to swerve to avoid hitting him. After pulling him over, police noticed that his pants were pulled all the way down. He told police he did that because he had been drinking and didn’t want to urinate in his pants.
Found in the Palm Beach Post
June 14th, 2007 at 4:00 am
I guess that’s better than “Damn! I had a hooker in here a minute ago… Now where did she get off to?”
June 14th, 2007 at 9:07 am
But spraying all over the car would be ok?
Did the cops that pulled him over notice if he was using just his right hand to steer the wheel.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Urine in the car? No problem! Just get one of those “new car smell” candles. References avaiable from a Grass Valley resident. Call today!
June 14th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Piss on it! Everyone else does! Churches, Court houses, why not in his truck? lol
June 16th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
he was on his way to buy Depends when the police pulled him over.