Take A Stab At It
Goleta Valley, CA
Deputies found a distraught and disoriented 38-year-old woman just before 1 a.m. sitting in a planter at a Hollister Avenue intersection.
During an interview, the woman explained how, after a recent mental evaluation, she’d been released from a medical facility with stronger medications. Since her release just days earlier, she added, she’d only slept a handful of hours and admitted feeling anxiety building. However, she said, she remained happy and “not depressed.â€
During a consensual search, the woman, previously in jail for making terrorist threats against law enforcement, warned deputies, “I do have a knife in my pocket. I like knives, but I’m not going to stab you. Besides, you have on a bullet proof vest.â€
An ambulance called to the scene transported the woman to the hospital to address her health concerns.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
June 16th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
She sounds pretty sane to me. So what if she likes knives? Up her meds and maybe she’ll start liking guns instead.
June 16th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Holy mother of Elvis, I think I’ve dated her!!
June 18th, 2007 at 9:26 am
Holy mother of Elvis, I think I am her!!
(just kidding - most of the time)
June 19th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Is Goleta Valley near Grass valley? And is there a home for the developmentally challenged at both places?
Sure sounds like some crazy shit there!