BM On A B&E
Grass Valley, CA
At 10:12 a.m., a caller from the 21000 block of Maben Road reported that someone had broken into the house and defecated inside.
Found in the Union
Small Town Misfit
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Grass Valley, CA
At 10:12 a.m., a caller from the 21000 block of Maben Road reported that someone had broken into the house and defecated inside.
Found in the Union
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June 19th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Probably a bear that didn’t want to do it in the woods anymore.
June 19th, 2007 at 4:52 am
Maybe it took him so long to break in that he couldn’t make it to the bathroom?
June 19th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Maybe the offending party thought it was a church or courthouse. An easy mistake to make in Grass Valley.
June 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
LOL, Ritch. I, on the other hand, find it hard to give a $h!t about this story
August 2nd, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I’m the guy who made the call. The accused pooper is an alky/meth freak with a half a swiss army knife for a set of teeth. He cost me thousands in damages. A neighbor once pointed to a tree and said “here’s where he used to bonk his head until it bled, and then he’d wander down the road walking in corcles and clucking like a chicken”. I guess he just wanted to leave me a Fabulous Parting Gift after I had to evict the S.O.B. But believe me, if it wasn’t my property (a house built by my grandpa in the 1950’s) I wouldn’t give a $h!t about it either. Cheers!