Doesn’t Sound Like A Happy Meal
Rio Grande, NM
A caller at McDonald’s reported that a Honda that was wrecked on the passenger side was heading south. The caller said she thought she saw a little boy in the fetal position in the trunk of the vehicle. The car could not be located.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun

June 19th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Bet she was too busy to follow the car because she had that Big Mac in her mitts!
June 20th, 2007 at 4:22 am
So, if she’s got x-ray vision and can see the little boy in the trunk, why didn’t she use it to burn a hole in one of the tires, and disable the vehicle? Or better yet, note the plate #?
June 20th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
How does someone in a McDonalds see into the trunk of a moving car enough to discern a boy in the fetal postion? Not likely. I know McDonalds food is unhealthy, but I was unaware of the impact of its mental impairment capabilities.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:07 am
If it was a hatchback and she was in a pickup or standing on the sidewalk she might have been able to see in the trunk.