The Cottontail Strangler
Tracy, CA
A person at Chesapeake Bay Apartments, 2941 W. Lowell Ave., told police that someone strangled a rabbit Monday morning and impaled the animal on the windshield wiper of the caller’s car.
Found in the Tracy Press
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
June 21st, 2007 at 4:50 am
Interesting that he seems to know the cause of death, at any rate I’ll pick it up for the Kafe’. It’s been awhile since we had bunny kabobs…
June 21st, 2007 at 10:37 am
Was “Madame Butterfly” blaring on the car radio?
June 21st, 2007 at 10:59 am
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin!!
June 21st, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Wow what a CSI investigator!—Maybe it’s obvious that someone impaled the bunny, but how did they know it was strangled? Maybe it was thumped, or bashed, or poked, or something like that.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
maybe his woman’s pregnant and she was leaving a sign
June 21st, 2007 at 5:16 pm
ill bet the fur will keep the windshield sparkly clean! ha ha. the people that did this really are sick.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Sorry about the bunny but I would have stuck it on the car antenna. Look cooler driving down the road.
June 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Mike, I think the Chef wants to try out his new recipe for Squelched Rabbit…..how do these people know when he finds a new recipe? Seems every time he gets one, someone provides just the right ingredients. It’s one of life’s mysteries, I’m sure.
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:52 pm
yea, another rabbit bites the dust.