The Cat’s In The Cradle…
Columbia, SC
A 40-year-old man returned to his Northwood Street home on June 12 to discover he didn’t know his flat mate all that well. The complainant reported that his roomie had destroyed his personal property. Once on the scene it seemed like any other temper tantrum — demolished TV in the driveway, smashed DVD player in the house. But when the officer entered the complainant’s bedroom, he saw that the infuriated roommate had cut a 3-foot-wide hole in the man’s bed and filled it with kitty litter and animal droppings. The complainant wants to prosecute the incident.
Found in the Free Times

June 22nd, 2007 at 2:40 am
Sounds like someone didn’t get back with the case of beer fast enough.
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:07 am
Maybe from now on he’ll clean the cat box more than once a week…
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:01 am
Really. Where do you find enough animal droppings to fill a three foot hole in a mattress? I’m kinda of glad I don’t have to live with either of these two people,
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Lovers quarrel? Just asking.