The $1,000 Man
Arvada, CO
Police arrested a 47-year-old man on suspicion of indecent exposure outside the Safeway store on the 9500 block of West 58th Avenue at 2:25 p.m. May 24. The man told police he had consumed several pints of vodka during the day and had engaged in an argument with a bar patron in the parking lot of the Red Lion Lounge, 9502 W. 58th Ave., during which he exposed his genitals in anger, police said. He also allegedly said he knew what he did was wrong, but that he used to do it on a regular basis when he was in high school, according to police reports. When told how much his bond was by Jefferson County Jail staff, he proudly shouted that the body part he exposed was worth $1,000, reports said.
Found in the Arvada Police Blotter
June 28th, 2007 at 3:33 am
Oh ya! That’s logical! He whips out his nuts in the heat of argument and has done such since he was very young.?
I’d say this idiot has a problem deeper seeded than he is willing to tell.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:51 am
How refreshing to note that he has matured not a whit since high school. Oh, and Dumbass… Having to pay a grand for whipping out Willy the (one-eyed) Wonder Worm is nothing to shout about. Getting PAID $1000 for said exposure…. Now THAT would be worth shouting from the rooftops!
June 28th, 2007 at 10:30 am
My bail was $2,000, so there.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:12 am
well that explains “woodman”.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
He exposed himself in anger? Is that like sticking out your tongue?
June 28th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I thought the same as Keeglet…..What happened to name calling or flipping the bird???
June 28th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
so he flipped the (trouser) trout instead… was apparently no “big” deal as he was only booked on “suspicion” of exposure
June 29th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Wouldn’t that be kinda like stickin’ your jaw out and daring someone to hit it during an argument? “Go on, take your best shot!” I used to love it when some tough guy said that to me ’cause I would…TKO in the 1st round.
June 29th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
^5 gd!
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:17 am
I am sure the exposure was accompanied by a suggestion of what to do with the limp bisket. Reminds me of a friend of mine that unfortunately chose the middle of an pharmacy to tell his girl friend he loved her for the first time only to look up and see the condum rack. Oops.