It’s an Emergency
Canal Fulton, OH
Officer responded to a 911 hangup. It was found that the caller was calling because a 7 year old male used his yard as a bathroom. Juvenile was advised and the substance was removed.
Found on the City of Canal Fulton Web Site

November 28th, 2005 at 7:48 pm
hey i think this is shit, and the cops in your area must be crap1 yeah well il like you to reply some day thanks
November 28th, 2005 at 8:59 pm
So did anybody get “pissed”?
November 28th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
no mother & farther could be found
November 28th, 2005 at 9:03 pm
Get your little ass out of my yard… and take your shit with ya!!!!!
November 28th, 2005 at 9:30 pm
That is an emergency no,and is to be used for emergencys only. They should have taken the man to jail.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:31 pm
sounds like another case of turd flu !!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2005 at 9:34 pm
911 is to be used for emergenceys only,they should have put the man in jail.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:38 pm
This explains the “Canal” part
November 28th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
I wonder how many yards this man let his dog crap in?
November 28th, 2005 at 10:06 pm
Pissed off is better than pissed on
November 29th, 2005 at 12:45 am
He was “7″!!!!!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2005 at 2:35 am
Personally, I am tired of paying for these people to go to jail, I think a more deserving punishment would be in order. Maybe Public humiliation, Something where it doesn’t cost the “TAX Payers” MORE money for retarded attention getting stunts. I do agree that is not an emergency and people should learn what constitutes an “EMERGENCY”. Not a kid taking a crap in the yard at least he was OUTDOORS. lol
November 29th, 2005 at 8:50 am
I think the 7 year old’s “parents” should have to pay to put the caller in jail. After all, the caller is a moron and the parents are super too. Then we get both punished which is what they need!
November 29th, 2005 at 9:07 am
The apparent level of reading comprehension demonstrated here says alot.
November 29th, 2005 at 11:12 am
i agree w/t osiris on this but why not open the dore and say that to the kid instead of calling 911? im shure he would have ran home crying, shit -in-hand!
November 29th, 2005 at 11:13 am
poor kid!
November 29th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
lmao shit in hand..yeah should have been a charge of some type for the caller..there is a non-emergency # for all PD offices besides 911.as well as CPS being called for the safety of the child.public humiliation would work well as well as some type of probation a 2nd offense should mandate jail time..the 911 opps are busy enough as it is with there “real” emergencies..
November 29th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
mom and dad need to buy that boy a pooper scooper
November 29th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
And this is news why? God, this man must of been pretty bored to report a 7 year old boy peeing on his backyard, just tell the kid to stop, PLEASE!
November 30th, 2005 at 5:15 pm
Don’t forget this came from ohio, where intelligence and the ability to drive is an experiment………..gone wrong!
May 17th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
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