The Outside Arm Chair Quarterback
Rio Grande, NM
3:19 p.m. — A Santo Niño Lane caller said a man was on a couch outside her home cussing at her.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
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Rio Grande, NM
3:19 p.m. — A Santo Niño Lane caller said a man was on a couch outside her home cussing at her.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
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July 5th, 2007 at 8:06 am
He just wanted her to feel wanted. She’s been lonely ever since her husband was beaten up by a ladies handbag.
July 5th, 2007 at 8:51 am
A couch outside her home - did he bring the couch with him or was this part of her own outdoor furniture ensemble?
July 5th, 2007 at 11:12 am
I was just thinking that Keeglet. I heard couch and thought upholstery, wife-beater shirt/boxer briefs and some beer cans — classy. Throw in some bodily sound effects and some scratch-n-sniffs to complete the sensory experience.
July 5th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
He was just mad ’cause she woke him up and told him “pitch his tent” somewhere else.
July 5th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Maybe she ran over his television that he also had dragged out there.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Hey sister, just wrap the bologna sandwich in a newspaper like he asked.
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Take the calone and leave the gun.