The Bus Stop Full Monty
Columbia, SC
While recently waiting at a bus stop on Main Street a 51-year-old woman was approached by a 53-year-old man flashing the whole kit and caboodle. The woman told the man that he needed to put it back in his pants. The woman states that the man acted as if he did not know his pants were unzipped. The woman looked away and the man began asking what color her eyes were and told her that she needed a man. The woman told the man that it wasn’t any of his business. The man was arrested and taken to jail for indecent exposure.
Found in the Free Times
July 7th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
I like that woman.
July 7th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I think she’s great, too. I wonder if she would marry me and have my gargoyles?
July 8th, 2007 at 2:16 am
I guess she saw the best he had to offer and he didn’t quite measure up.
July 8th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
At 51 yrs. old she better take what she can get, and at 53 yrs. old he better grow up and zip his friggin pants. lol
July 8th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
-Then- tells her shes got pretty eyes,sounds like hes doing it backwards!!!
better stick to paying for it.. lol
July 9th, 2007 at 8:47 am
GT, I’m guessing you aren’t even close to turning 50 yet, are you? She may not be quite ready for Geritol and Depends just yet - like Christie Brinkley, Dana Delaney and Kim Cattrall.
July 9th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Police contacted her and she told them it was “No big thing.”
July 9th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
What is close keeg? lol
July 10th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Good question GT. The one thing I have discovered is that the older I get the better looking older people get. That’s probably a good thing since it has kept me out of jail for corrupting minors. I’m not quite trolling nursing homes yet looking for a good time but keep reading Misfits and you might find me mentioned here in a few years.
July 10th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
lol keeg