The Kickboxing Campers
Columbia, SC
Police responded at 11 p.m. Thursday to a reported assault at an RV park. The victim told police she and her husband were sparring. The two are kickboxers. Another man asked if he could spar with her, and she agreed, getting the best of him. He got upset, picked her up, body-slammed her and started choking her, she reported. Another man pulled the suspect off. The suspect, a park employee, told police that he informed her she was violating a fireworks policy and she asked if he wanted to spar, but he declined. The suspect said he was then assaulted.
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July 8th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Sure lady. You really gotta watch out for those dangerous park rangers.
July 8th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Boy, it must be fun to be a cop, sometimes.
July 8th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I had the honor of walking camp grounds as security and lemme tell you, It sucked sometimes! When a drunk woman refuses to turn her music down after 11 p.m., and not only does it say it on the sign as you drive in, and then it’s part of the agreement when you sign the book, and you had been told twice to turn it down, and they wait till you walk away and crank it up again—you have to kick them out without a refund and man o man do they get pissed.
July 9th, 2007 at 9:21 am
He said, she said. I think the most interesting thing here is the reference to fireworks. Apparently, the kickboxers must have been part of the old Batman series and every time they connected a punch, cartoon balloons would appear with “Boof”, “Bang”, “Pow” etc. That must have been the fireworks.
July 10th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
“WATCH IT! ILL THROW MY KEYS!!” lmfao