Mr. Not So Clean
Tracy, CA
11:28 p.m.: A man on the 300 block of Ramona Way told police that he accidentally gave his wife some household cleaner when he meant to give her cough syrup. The man called an ambulance, and police took a report.
Found in the Tracy Press

July 10th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Soooo…did it kill her??? Can it be detected…umm, what was the name of that “peaceful sleep” cough syrup??????
July 10th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
I think there is a big difference in the look of a Lysol bottle and a Robitussin bottle.
July 11th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Honestly, Officer, I thought they called it Mr. Clean because it cleaned out congestion! Although I did see some extremely poisonous cleaners at a dollar store once in bright fruity colors and the same gallon jugs that some juice drinks are sold in (when I first picked one up I had assumed it WAS a juice drink and was much surprised when I read the label), so this one is almost credible…
July 11th, 2007 at 6:11 am
I’m thinking that pesticides have gotten into the water supply in Tracy, CA.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
…in which case she might have needed a good cleaning out, gd. He was just being a good husband looking out for her. Oh yeah and there was that little $500,000 life policy he took out on her last week.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Yeah, I keep my medicines under the sink, too… and Advil(tm) does accidental wonders for a clogged drain.
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:15 pm
um, what?