No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
Atlanta, GA
A 42-year-old Buckhead man said he was kicked out of a bar on Piedmont Road because he complained about a group of women who were “sucking their breast” inside the bar. The man said he told the bar manager about this alleged breast-sucking, but the manager didn’t do anything about it. He said a woman walked to him, pulled up her shirt, exposed her breast, and asked, “Do you want to suck on this?” He said the bar manager asked him to leave — and he did. The man said he needed a police report to make a complaint about the bar allowing sex acts inside the business.
Found in Creative Loafing

July 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
MOMMY? MOMMY!!!!!!
July 13th, 2007 at 4:31 am
If any of the regulars in this bar find out who made the complaint, this guy’s life won’t be worth a bucket of warm spit. Anybody know the address of this place?
July 13th, 2007 at 6:52 am
It’s definitely not the Tattletale Lounge (yes, it’s real).
July 13th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Oh, so these sleaze-bags can leer at me, make crude comments, and drool like idiots — but the minute I show one of them my breasts, HE’S offended? What the hell is up with that, anyway???
July 13th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
#1. mike, as soon as i get the addy to the place, ill meet you there, and well shake for beers.
#2. leah, you get the center of the table, well reserve it for ya!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Maybe he was offended because mommy made him suck on hers’ till he dropped out of high school.
July 14th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
GT: lol… good one!
FORD: Kiss my grits!
July 15th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I can understand the ideaology, but it would have been just appropriate for the guy to pull down his pants and say, “after you suck on this.” That way he doesn’t get goaded by all of his drinking buddies.
July 15th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
(get it)