Many Happy Returns
Goleta Valley, CA
Breaking bottles and challenging his dad to a fistfight, a 19-year-old was arrested after deputies were called to subdue the son at a family home along Patterson Avenue.
Upon contact with the young man, deputies quickly concluded he was too intoxicated to care for himself. After giving him a chance to leave the premises and spend the remainder of the evening with a friend, the subject refused, sounding almost elated to head to jail.
“I want to go to county (jail). I haven’t been there in a while,†he boasted.
After his arrest for public intoxication, his wish was granted.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
July 14th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Sounds like a trailer for a new episode of The Bold and the Brain-dead.
July 14th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Maybe a trip to jail gives him peace and quite from the Goleta public, which by the way seems to be much like Grass Valley. Full of nuts someone licked the chocolate off of.
July 15th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
You know you need to get a life when you want to go to jail……
July 16th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Must be easier than I thought to break bottles against the side of a double-wide.
July 16th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Hey, free detox, free meals, free shelter, and all the fights you can pick…what more could a red neck ask for?
July 16th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
The boy needs to head north to Grass Valley. Pot doesn’t do this to you.
Good comments all, gang.