Small Town Misfit

Atlanta, GA
A Marietta woman needed to use the bathroom around 4 a.m. at a gas station on Spring Street. When she couldn’t get into the bathroom, she got anxious and walked out a door marked “Emergency Use Only,” a manager noted. He told her to come back inside. He said she proceeded to squat and urinate on the side of the building. The manager said he got his security guards, and the woman ran around the building and scaled a large fence. “This must have been difficult, given her attire,” a police officer noted. (She was wearing a dress and high heels.)

The woman’s story: She couldn’t get into the bathroom, and she was afraid she was going to pee on herself. She said she did the only thing she could: exit quickly and urinate. She said she wasn’t trying to be malicious, but she had to pee really bad. She apologized to police and the store manager. She said she thought all the attention about the incident was a little extreme. The officer asked, “Why did you jump the fence?” The officer noted her reply: “She didn’t really have an answer, but only stated she didn’t understand why they wanted her picture.” She got a ticket for public urination.

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