Menage-a-Median
Cincinnati, OH
Cincinnati police say James Barbour and Carol Walters picked a very public place to have sex – the median of a busy Downtown street during rush hour.
Someone called Cincinnati’s 911 center at 4:57 p.m. Wednesday to report a possible rape in the median at 200 West Central Parkway.
When police arrived, though, they said they found Barbour, 37, having intercourse with Walters, 48, who was wearing nothing but a T-shirt pulled up around her neck.
The arresting officer, who charged them with public indency, reported he could see the pair having intercourse “from the roadway.â€
Found in the Cincinnati Enquirer

July 20th, 2007 at 2:33 am
anybody else hearing the Beatles’ “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road”?
July 20th, 2007 at 3:02 am
Nope!
I hear “Do Me” by Bell Biv Devoe!
You can do me in the morning…
You can do me in the night…
You can do me in an intersection…
…Anytime!
July 20th, 2007 at 5:24 am
I’m remembering younger days——-and police with a better sense of humor;-)
July 20th, 2007 at 5:39 am
Since there’s no mention of the guy with the video camera, I’m assuming he got away…
July 20th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Central Parkway is a very heavily traveled expressway, particularly during after work rush hour. Nothing like a romantic setting.
Too bad I didn’t go home that way Wednesday evening.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Reall, officer. He was pokin’ fun at me!
July 20th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
funny. i was just thinking how perfect it would have been if the cops showed up the same time somebody was driving by blaring the stereo listening to Clarence Carters “Stroking” awesome tune.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Yeah, oldewave, I was also thinking “Another Roadside Attraction.”
July 22nd, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Oldwave, I’m ashamed I missed the chance to use that title!