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Menage-a-Median

Cincinnati, OH
Cincinnati police say James Barbour and Carol Walters picked a very public place to have sex – the median of a busy Downtown street during rush hour.

Someone called Cincinnati’s 911 center at 4:57 p.m. Wednesday to report a possible rape in the median at 200 West Central Parkway.

When police arrived, though, they said they found Barbour, 37, having intercourse with Walters, 48, who was wearing nothing but a T-shirt pulled up around her neck.

The arresting officer, who charged them with public indency, reported he could see the pair having intercourse “from the roadway.”

Found in the Cincinnati Enquirer

9 Responses to “Menage-a-Median”

  1. oldewave Says:

    anybody else hearing the Beatles’ “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road”?

  2. GT Says:

    Nope!
    I hear “Do Me” by Bell Biv Devoe! :D

    You can do me in the morning…
    You can do me in the night…
    You can do me in an intersection…
    …Anytime! :D

  3. nightmare1970 Says:

    I’m remembering younger days——-and police with a better sense of humor;-)

  4. mike sawyer Says:

    Since there’s no mention of the guy with the video camera, I’m assuming he got away…

  5. keeglet Says:

    Central Parkway is a very heavily traveled expressway, particularly during after work rush hour. Nothing like a romantic setting.

    Too bad I didn’t go home that way Wednesday evening.

  6. gdfunkrr Says:

    Reall, officer. He was pokin’ fun at me!

  7. FORD Says:

    funny. i was just thinking how perfect it would have been if the cops showed up the same time somebody was driving by blaring the stereo listening to Clarence Carters “Stroking” awesome tune.

  8. leahmarie Says:

    Yeah, oldewave, I was also thinking “Another Roadside Attraction.”

  9. Travis Says:

    Oldwave, I’m ashamed I missed the chance to use that title!

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