The Stony Visitor
Marblehead, MA
Report of a Lafayette Street resident concerned about a person kneeling by the river behind her house, at 2:34p.m. According to the report, the person “appeared to be reaching for something in the river” and had been there “for awhile.” After using a pair of binoculars to look closer, however, the caller realized that what she had thought to be a kneeling person was actually a rock.
Found in Marblehead Magazine

November 30th, 2005 at 10:07 am
When I got high, I thought rocks were people to. hahaha
November 30th, 2005 at 10:37 am
Yea! Me to, But i didn’t call the police. HAHAHA!!
November 30th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
Was medusa the caller?
November 30th, 2005 at 1:14 pm
Now if you get into talking to these middle of the night “rock folk”… don’t be too suprized if they don’t feel like answering.
November 30th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
Is this person allowed to drive? If a rock looks like a person from a distance who’s to say that a person doesn’t look like a rock to them up close?
November 30th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
Throw a couple more rocks in there, give them some intruments!
we will call them the rolling stones!
Wait, those rocks weren’t white right? get me my pipe!
November 30th, 2005 at 9:31 pm
So basically this woman has been watching a person kneel over the river for 17 years and just now decided to call?
November 30th, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Ah! but in those 17 years this was the first time she inhaled! HAHAHA
December 1st, 2005 at 2:08 am
Take this lady to Stonehenge and see what she comes up with.
December 1st, 2005 at 6:14 am
now let me guess. she’s related to the new york deer watcher? right?!
December 1st, 2005 at 6:27 pm
Haha!!! she should hook some one up with that!!
December 2nd, 2005 at 9:58 pm
hay, i wonder if some these stone moutains would be a giant, or a heck of a lot of people knealing over the river.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Jack…
Nice!…