Once Bitten, Twice High
Boulder, CO
A 26-year-old Longmont man was arrested on suspicion of criminal mischief on July 22 after police were called to Boulder Community Hospital, 1100 Balsam Ave. to contact a patient in the emergency room, according to Boulder Police reports. The man had been arrested earlier the same day by the Boulder Police Department on suspicion of DUI and careless driving resulting in bodily injury and was at the hospital for monitoring and a medical clearance. He was accused of biting through the electrical cord connecting a pulse oximeter to his finger. On the arrest report, the suspect indicated that he was a self-employed electrician.
Found in the Boulder Police Blotter

July 23rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
I think it’s called shock therapy, however, it’s not meant to be self-administered…..
July 24th, 2007 at 1:11 am
I know a girl who bit a lamp cord….let’s just say she has a lengthened smile now. lol
However just because this fellow is an electrician doesn’t make him very “bright” doing that type of stuff.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
lmfao.