A Fare To Remember
Orange County, CA
A taxi driver told police at 1:42 a.m. Saturday that a female customer had gotten out of the cab near Heil Avenue and Rhine Drive and defecated in the street.
The woman then got back in the cab and gave directions to her residence but when they arrived, the house wasn’t hers.
Police arrived and assisted the woman in finding her home.
Found in the OC Register

July 25th, 2007 at 1:42 am
Driver…could you stop here? And keep the meter running!
Grunt…. Grunt………ARRRRgghhhh! Ah …I feel much better now—take me to…uhhhhmmmmmmm??
July 25th, 2007 at 4:54 am
Hey, at least she didn’t crap in the cab…
July 25th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Thank God she or someone else had the sense to make her take a cab because she must have been seriously tripping. I hope for her sake she also suffers from blackouts and won’t remember this little embarrassing episode. The cabbie, however, will have a great tale for all his drinking buddies.