Hammered In Rio Grande
Rio Grande, NM
10:45 p.m. — A Travelers Lodge caller reported a male suspect wielding a hammer. The suspect, a guest at the motel, told police arriving on the scene that there was someone under his bed. Subject was taken to the hospital to be detoxed.
Then…
2:19 a.m. — The hammer-wielding Travelers Lodge guest from July 6 called to report that there were “people outside messing with him and trying to get into his room.” When the officers arrived, the subject was still delusional, according to police dispatch logs. No report was taken.
Then…
3:34 a.m. — A Big Rock Casino caller said the Traveler’s Lodge man ran into the casino and said he was being chased by someone with a gun. He was taken back to the hospital.
Then…
6:39 a.m. — The Travelers Lodge man, who had been released from the hospital, called to say that he had trapped the person who has been following him all night in a mattress. Another guest at Travelers Lodge called to tell police that the man was throwing the mattress around in his room. The mattress was blocking the motel room doorway when police arrived. A report was taken for criminal damage to property, and the subject was taken in to protective custody.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun

July 26th, 2007 at 6:03 am
It’s such a pity when they quit taking their meds as soon as they’re released from the hospital…
July 26th, 2007 at 6:49 am
My brother had a friend who was the same way (he trapped his stalkers in the furnace), but his problem was the “meds” he would take when he was out of the hospital.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:16 am
How many times did this guy have to go to the hospital until some braniac realized he wasn’t miraculously getting better in an hour’s time and they needed to keep him for “observation”?
July 26th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
You think that sucks–there is a guy in my Parkay tub that keeps saying “BUTTER!”
July 26th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
LMFAO Gt!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
July 27th, 2007 at 7:20 am
LOL Gt! Thanks for the giggle!
July 27th, 2007 at 9:20 am
That was cute GT.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
July 30th, 2007 at 10:45 am
There’s a butter dish in my kitchen that keeps saying, “PARKAY”
July 30th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Well D, then take a knife and spread it on some burnt bread and call it “TOAST”!
July 31st, 2007 at 10:21 am
Maybe it ws the peacock.