Someone Egged My Time Machine!
Swoyersville, PA
Daryl Givens, of Poland Street, Swoyersville, reported Thursday someone threw eggs at his Delorean.
Found in the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
July 29th, 2007 at 1:16 am
My brothers’ neighbor has a Delorean—looks really nice but ain’t no eggs on his
But he does has a problem dry firing his rifle into other peoples habitats.
July 29th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Maybe it was a test to see if the stainless steel would get hot enough in the sun to fry an egg? Or maybe the guy’s a jerk, and any car he owned would have been egged? At any rate, this is why collector cars should not be parked on the street.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:58 am
That happened a long time ago, actually. It was the car-buying public that couldn’t afford to fund someone’s pipe-dream that threw the eggs.
July 30th, 2007 at 10:34 am
“Doc, you made a time machine… OUT OF A DELOREAN!?”
July 30th, 2007 at 10:36 am
“Yea Marty, and some ass hole egged the damn thing.”
July 30th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
GT: what??
July 30th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
lol…. Yea Sylvia….my brothers neighbor (who owns a Delorean) also sells guns–and coincidentally is a Fire Chief—he had just cleaned a gun and for some reason, pointed it towards his neighbors house, and pulled the trigger and says he didn’t know it was loaded—well—he shot through his wall and it exited and went 20 feet and into his neighbors wall, then passed through a room, then a door, and a screen door, and it hit the plastic trim (also called J K or F channel) around my brothers window about 25 feet away, but did not penitrate it but hit it and fell to the ground. Ironic eh?
August 1st, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Technically, GT, I don’t think that counts as a dry-fire…
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 am
True that Mike, true that! Oh and did I say Ironic–I meant Moronic!