An Affliction
Marblehead, MA
An officer bumped into a woman in front of the station who reported having a particular medical problem that “only occurs when she is in Massachusetts,” at 4:43 a.m.
Found in Marblehead Magazine
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
November 28th, 2005 at 7:49 pm
well this bitch is mental and needs help urgent
November 28th, 2005 at 8:30 pm
Well stay the H * * * out of Massachusetts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sounds like she’s from Detroit.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:04 pm
well she is on public aid
November 28th, 2005 at 9:24 pm
Sounds to me at four in the morning she was probably drunk.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:31 pm
My question is why was she there at that time of the morning? Evidently shes doesnt live there. Sounds likes shes bi-polar and looking for a place to happen.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:34 pm
Maybe she and the 4:43 special both go off at the same time.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:34 pm
What was it? Seasonal allergies?
November 28th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
SHES ONE HAMBURGER SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL
November 28th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
Would you like fries with that?
November 28th, 2005 at 9:53 pm
SHE IS THE 4:43 SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2005 at 10:04 pm
I’m from Mass….maybe it’s safer in Detroit…at 4:44am
November 28th, 2005 at 10:11 pm
She is probably a Texan neo. She’s probably not use to Liberal thinking.
November 29th, 2005 at 8:47 am
I think just “special” will get it….oh, being from Michigan…Detroit is never safe…def not at 4:43, 4:44, and 4:45 AM!!
November 29th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
maybe a tin foil hat would help her its cheap and easy to make…lmao
November 29th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Marblehead in Marblehead. Phh only happens at 4:43 in MA, oh please help me!