Adult Face Painting
Goleta Valley, CA
Unaware of the racy artwork on his face, a pedestrian with a penis painted on his cheek stopped a moving vehicle, asking for directions, as he stumbled along Cervantes Road in Isla Vista. Concerned for his wellbeing, the driver alerted deputies nearby of the inebriated man’s condition and whereabouts.
Deputies easily spotted the subject, who also had the word “cock†scrawled on his forehead, staggering dangerously close to moving traffic at 3 a.m. Evidently unable to care for himself, the 22-year-old was arrested for public intoxication. Still unaware of his artwork, the young man reassured deputies, time and time again, he had not passed-out at a party earlier in the evening.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
July 30th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
OMG–too funny reminds me of a guy that passed out at a drinking party and the girls naired his eye brows and everything else on his mellon—too funny but i’d have to get them back either way but i don’t believe the guy either… lol
July 31st, 2007 at 8:56 am
I’d love to see his mug shot. Who knows but he may not have passed out and actually been a willing participant. He was just so drunk he forgot.