The Sure-Fire Dryer
Royal Palm Beach, FL
A man in the 200 block of Southwest Third Street was drying a towel in the oven when it caught fire. The man was not aware the towel was on fire. He laid it on the bed, which caught fire. There were no smoke detectors or fire extinguishers in the apartment. The fire was determined to be accidental.
Found in the Palm Beach Post

August 2nd, 2007 at 1:31 am
Normally if something is on fire –it is very obvious! Maybe this guy couldn’t see, smell, or feel.
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:27 am
accidental??? like, he accidentally forgot to put his brain into gear this morning??
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:57 pm
ditto guys, my thoughts exactly.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:48 am
This guy probably wears a helmet.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:19 am
Interestingly, he picked up a burning object and laid it on a flammable object. Usually, the results of that are not good. Dumb sh*t!