Way Too Much
Erie County, NY
A Tonawanda man on a motorcycle struck a parked car. Upon police arrival, the driver was sitting on top of his motorcycle and smelled like alcohol. When asked if he had been drinking, he replied, “Way too much.â€
Found in the Bee News
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:35 am
Honesty is the best policy. Stupidity on the other hand…….is another matter in itself!
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:11 pm
He better sell that bike before his dumbometer gets stuck on “Croak”
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:02 pm
“Well, you see officer,” he went to say, “my insurance company says that, statistically, I’m due for an accident… so, it’s all good right?”
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 am
I’m sure after drinking way too much, the poor guy had to go potty and it’s hard to control a bike when you’re twitching and jiggling your leg and squeezing and flexing.