A Closet Case
Boston, MA
An intoxicated 20-year-old male student walked into his roommate’s bedroom in West Village A, urinated in his closet and returned to his own bed. He will be reported to the Office of Student Conduct and Conflict Resolution.
Found in the Northeastern News

August 10th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Hey, my little brother did that to the clothes shoot while sleep walking when we were kids. Maybe dude had a similar moment. Ya never know.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Sometimes in your dream you’re in the bathroom, when in reality you’re in a closet (or laundry chute, etc…)
August 11th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Yeah, Mike, but in my dream, every time I open the door the light goes on…
August 11th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Hmmm… must be a guy thing. My brother used to pee in the bathroom trash container whenever he would sleepwalk while intoxicated. It seems like such an innocent thing. I don’t think the guy should be reported for something like that — I mean everyone knows “it happens,” right?
August 12th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
ROFL, Sly…
August 13th, 2007 at 8:59 am
A little Febreeze and those clothes will smell just fine to wear. You may have to explain the stain as being coffee or something but, hey, anything to save a trip to the laundrymat!!!
August 13th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I’ve known both sleep walkers and people extremely trashed on alcohol to do this. A college student, hmmm. wonder which it could be?