Parcel Pot
Goleta Valley, CA
A package stamped “return to sender†was delivered to the correct name and address of the supposed sender; however, when the Goleta dentist opened the unfamiliar package, he found 26 grams of marijuana. Clearly not something he had sent, the dentist called authorities to investigate.
It appeared the mysterious sender had used the dentist’s name and address to send the pot through the U.S. Postal Service to an addressee in Minnesota, but forgot to include the zip code. So the package was returned to the ostensible sender.
With the marijuana and packaging booked as evidence, the report was filed as a suspicious circumstance.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
August 12th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Wow, not only does he try to send the pot USPS, but he sent an ounce that was 3 grams short! If this guy likes living dangerously so much he should have put his own return address on it (or maybe he DID…)
August 12th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Maybe he should have kept it. It would have been a big hit in his waiting room, where it would’ve made his patients forget that they’d thumbed through the same old tattered magazines umpteen times already.
August 13th, 2007 at 1:30 am
A few grams short of an ounce, and a few cells short of a brain=STUPID!
August 13th, 2007 at 9:01 am
After smoking the 3 missing grams, the sender tried filling out the lable for his package. Apparently, he didn’t get the information right.