Two Smoking Barrels
Tununak, AK
Two young men were arrested in Tununak for a drunken four-wheeler rampage involving a shotgun August 1. The men, ages 18 and 19, were drunk and firing a shotgun while they rode around the village on the ATV. They also pointed the gun at several people and used it to steal money and — you guessed it — more ammunition from a store. They also attempted to break into another store by shooting the lock off. It took several people to wrestle with them and place them in custody. One of them used a paperclip to unlock the handcuffs and escaped. The men were arrested the next day, however, when troopers showed up.
Found in the Anchorage Press

August 20th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
These aren’t men!–The drinking age in my state is 21, not sure about in AK, but either way that’s definitely immature.
August 21st, 2007 at 8:25 am
I don’t know…it sounds exactly like how this city boy pictured Arkansas. You also have to hand it to them, picking a lock with paper clips. Perhaps next time their pappy will hide the moonshine better.
August 21st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Only one problem Iron… It’s Alaska.
August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
thats almost funny, and kinda sounds like fun too. ha ha.