The Terrorist Next Door
Rio Grande, NM
1:28 a.m. — A caller said her next door neighbor only listens to Arabic music and is possibly involved in terrorist activity. She said she left the house because of the music and now had gotten her truck stuck in the mud of an arroyo. Police told her that the neighbor was not breaking any laws.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
August 14th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Boy O Boy she got herself all worked up over nothing and her truck is still stuck.
August 14th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Maybe the neighbor is a belly dancer and was rehearsing for a performance.
August 14th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Hoever, I did see something come through my inbox yesterday that said that Al Qaida was going to cut-off our supply of convenience store managers and, after that, cab drivers. They think the best way to bring America to its knees is to shut down those services.
August 14th, 2007 at 10:46 am
She’s worried abut Arabian music but thinks the tanker full of fertilizer in the back yard makes for a rather appealing lawn decoration and provides nice shade for her flowers.