Hanging On By A Thread
Orange County, CA
Lifeguards requested police assistance Monday afternoon after receiving complaints of indecent exposure regarding a man wearing a “yellow tie-side G-string” bikini bathing suit bottom near Tower No. 4 on the beach. The suit bottom was described as barely covering “the vital areas.”
Police advised the man “about all the families that frequent the pier area” and he “agreed it was probably not the best area for him to be displaying his body” and left.
Found in the Orange County Register

August 23rd, 2007 at 8:54 am
A man in a bikini is not sexy it is gross. Please advise all your male friends who think it is sexy that is is gross. Do not do it if you are thinking about it. Women are not flirting with you they are laughing at you.
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
AW Man and I was soooooooo going to get one. NOT! You are right Tamaya, but it is also not sexy if a big girl wears them either.
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Wait a minute! You mean it’s ok for a woman to wear a bikini that “barely covers the vital areas” (and for some of the bikinis I’ve seen this is a gross overstatement), but not ok for a man? Whether it’s *sexy* or not is irrelevant. If he wants to show his a$$ off in that manner, it’s no different than when women do so, and certainly not something a LIFEGUARD should be concerning himself with, much less calling police for. Hello! There are people in the water. Pay attention to your job! Sheesh.
August 24th, 2007 at 7:45 am
I wear one ’cause I hate having to always unroll a regular bathingsuit when I stand up after my beer belly rolls it down when I bend over to get another bottle of suds out of the cooler. With the bikini, it just stays where it’s supposed to.
August 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
OMG I love those things. The best crotch floss ever.
August 24th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Really, star, I didn’t realize that was a high plaque area…..