Toys Will Be Toys
Atlanta, GA
At an adult-fantasy store on Cheshire Bridge Road, a clerk said he argued with an unsatisfied customer about a vibrator. He said the female customer wanted to return the vibrator; however, the store has a “no return” policy. He said she got mad and argued with him, and then she left and called him and started arguing again. About 10 minutes later, the clerk heard a loud crash outside the store — his scooter was totaled. (The scooter is worth $2,100.) He said the female customer’s companion called him, laughing, and asked, “How he liked that.” Also, the female customer had signed up for a video membership at the adult-fantasy store, using her Georgia driver’s license. A computer check revealed her address on Todd Road, which is about 10 minutes away from the store, the officer noted. The female customer is 32 years old with brown hair.
Found in Creative Loafing
August 24th, 2007 at 2:13 am
She’s obviously suffering from PMS……….tomorrow she’ll discover that she had the batteries in backwards.
August 24th, 2007 at 5:07 am
ok sly, i love ya, but, being a female, i think i would be pissed too, if the only way i could get off was to use a vibrator ( I don’t even own one, but this is funny) and the damn thing didn’t work… what us poor women have to suffer through…..lmao, too funny
August 24th, 2007 at 5:36 am
Reb, It doesn’t say the vibe was defective (I’m sure they would have replaced it in that case), it says she wanted to return it. My guess is that the “companion” (whom I suspect is rather masculine for a woman, or feminine for a man) felt threatened by it and demanded that it go away. When the clerk refused to give a refund, anger overwhelmed sense and the companion (I’m really thinking manly woman here), ran her F-350 over the scooter.
August 24th, 2007 at 7:40 am
I think she found one on sale at Wal-Mart for a lower price and the adult store wouldn’t refund the difference. Anyway, it all brings to mind the Beach Boys’ hit….yeah, that one!
August 24th, 2007 at 8:18 am
The boyfriend had been out of town for the weekend at a tractor pull so the lady thought she might as well have some fun too. However she spent his beer money on the vibrator so he made her try to return it.
You’ve heard stories about someone buying an expensive dress to wear for one occasion knowing they will return the dress and get their money back the day after they’ve worn the dress to the event. I can’t go on with this illustration. It is just to icky to think about…
August 24th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Gee, reb, I thought that was why God gave us two hands……….when one gets tired (or if you just feel like “steppin’ out” with someone “new”
) you switch hands. Quite frankly I’d be a little concerned (and probably a little intimidated) if Daisy absolutely *required* the use of something designed to deliver thousands of revolutions per sec in order to achieve “satisfaction”.
August 24th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
The last thing I would want is someone bringing back a sex toy and saying it didn’t get her off and then waving it around while she tried to get her point across. And then run over my scooty? HELL NAH! She needs some sex therapy– MY FOOT IN HER ASS! lol
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:13 am
You’ve heard stories about someone buying an expensive dress to wear for one occasion knowing they will return the dress and get their money back the day after they’ve worn
his scooter was totaled. (The scooter is worth $2,100.) He said the female customer’s companion called him, laughing, and asked, “How he liked that.” Also, the female customer had signed up for a video membership