Jay and Silent Bob
Atlanta, GA
Two men were hanging out at the Stop N’ Shop on Alison Court, police said. One officer described the men as “two individuals who practically live at the Stop N’ Shop on a daily basis, and I have spoken with them numerous times over the last three years.”
The officer noticed a large bulge in one man’s right pocket. The officer asked: “What do you have in your pocket?” The man, age 26, said he only had a phone charger in his pocket. “While he was moving items around in his pocket, I noticed a white cellophane wrapper,” the officer noted. The officer asked again: “Is there anything in your pocket I need to know about?” The man said, “I got a bag of weed in my pocket.” The officer said: “Give me the marijuana bag.” The man said, “Can I take the weed and pour it out in the grass?” The officer ordered him to give up the marijuana. The man said “OK,” reached down to his shoe and tried to take off running.
The officers stopped the man, who started swinging. He hit one officer in the chest with his elbow. Eventually, the man was handcuffed. Police searched him and came up with a cell phone, $2,190.50 in cash … but no marijuana. The officer asked: “Why did you fight and try to run if you didn’t have any marijuana?” The man said he’d been taking Ecstasy, and it made him “crazy.” He said he was too high on drugs, and thought the marijuana was in his pocket. The man was arrested for obstructing an investigation. He went to jail.
Found in Creative Loafing
August 29th, 2007 at 3:48 am
Party Like A Rock Star….
Totally Dude!
Honesty is probably not the best policy where he is concerned.
He just should have told the cop “Like WOW Man! Because you freaked me out, like, when you grabbed at your gun Dude, I got like ghost man, cuz I thought you were like, gonna shoot me Dude!”
August 29th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
And the cop got a $2000 bonus….