What Am I Supposed To Do?
Appleton, WI
Theft: A cable company employee reported a cable theft in the 200 block of Manitowoc Street. When contacted the resident admitted to tapping into the upstairs tenant’s cable line. He told police that he had five kids who liked cable and said, “What am I supposed to do?” Police issued him a summons.
Found in the Appleton Post-Crescent

August 30th, 2007 at 1:34 am
You are supposed to do like everyone else. Get a job! Pay for the Service!
August 30th, 2007 at 8:28 am
Damn. And all these years I have been paying for it. I am so stupid not to have realized sooner that stealing it should have been my first and only choice.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Gee, I don’t know, what are you supposed to do? Say NO to the spoiled little crumbsnatchers? Start using condoms about 15 years ago? Start using condoms NOW? What kind of example are you setting for the little hellspawn, anyway? Why is it that people who should never reproduce always do so in large numbers?