They Found A What In A What?
Chadron, NE
1:14 p.m. Caller from the 200 block of Morehead St. advised he bought a bear claw from the above location and it had a capsule inside of it. Caller stated he took it back to the store and they acted like it was no big deal. Caller requesting to talk to an officer.
Found in the Chadron Record

August 31st, 2007 at 1:55 am
Yummy I love bearclaws,–but they make me rea l lyy s lll ee epppy and I….
August 31st, 2007 at 4:43 am
Mystery drugs at no extra charge!? Why on earth would the guy complain? On an unrelated note, I wonder if they have a prostitution problem on that street?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:38 pm
He probably didn’t eat it because it was a suppository.