The Yo Yo Sisterhood
Chattanooga, TN
A woman who was stopped for running a stop sign on Ocoee Street gave a driver’s license that turned out to be her sister’s.
Police wound up charging both sisters and taking them to the County Jail.
The woman who was driving the car gave the license of Sylvia Porter. Police did a check and found there was an active warrant against her.
At that point, the driver said Syliva Porter is actually her sister.
She identified herself as Berlinda Jones. She said there was no insurance on the vehicle she was driving.
Police went to Wheeler Avenue, where they found Ms. Porter. She was taken into custody on the warrant.
Back on Ocoee Street, officers found a glass crack pipe and a metal push rod in Ms. Jones’ purse.
Numerous charges were filed against Ms. Jones, including running a stop sign, driving without a license and without insurance, criminal impersonation and possession of drug paraphernalia.
After a search at the County Jail, they added one more - possession of contraband in a penal institute. They found crack cocaine in her underwear.
Found in the Chattanoogan
September 3rd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
You see, if you try to deceive them, they make a federal case out of the simplest situation and sometimes they succeed in embarrassing you beyond what you expect. This chick never saw it coming.
September 3rd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
if she’s dumb enough tho use the ID of someone with warrants, she probably doesn’t see much coming…. Forget about what Sylvia’s going to do to her next time they meet….
September 4th, 2007 at 9:59 am
These two must have sprung from a seriously polluted gene pool.