Wrong On Every Account
Amherst, NY
A Glen Avenue resident told police that there were two people taking pictures on the property and that they might be naked. The suspects were fully clothed professional photographers and not on the property.
Found in the Amhurst Bee

September 10th, 2007 at 5:18 am
I wonder if 911 keeps track of people who are prone to “exaggerate” when calling (in order to get a faster response, maybe)? If so this guy better hope he never NEEDS emergency assistance…
September 10th, 2007 at 10:38 am
“Oh and maybe they were carrying bazookas and I think they had kidnapped the Easter Bunny and I’m pretty sure one of them was Adolph Hitler and the other might have been Lindsay Lohan and…”
September 10th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
…. maybe they were Al Qaeda operatives and were taking pictures of their next 9/11 target.”
September 11th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Good one GT. That one would have got Michael Chertoff out there right away.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I love it….they “might” be naked. Did dispatch question this?